Our PuppiesBruiser's Place - Meet Our Boxer Wesley's Home Page - Meet Our Yorkshire Terrier Luther's Home Page - Our loving Standard Poodle passed away on 12/22/01 - - - "Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful." -- Ann Landers "I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult." -- Rita Rudner "Ever consider what they (dogs) must think of us? I mean, here we come back from a grocery store with the most amazing haul -- chicken, pork, half a cow. They must think we're the greatest hunters on earth!" -- Anne Tyler "No animal should ever jump up on the dining-room furniture unless absolutely certain that he can hold his own in the conversation." -- Fran Lebowitz "I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves." -- August Strindberg "Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic insomniac who stays up all night wondering if there really is a Dog?" -- Unknown "You enter into a certain amount of madness when you marry a person with pets." -- Nora Ephron "If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons." -- James Thurber "Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant." -- Unknown "My dog is worried about the economy because Alpo is up to 99 cents a can. That's almost $7.00 in dog money." -- Joe Weinstein "A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down." -- Robert Benchley "The dog's kennel is not the place to keep a sausage." -- Danish Proverb |